OH, THE TONGUE…

An education for the congregation…PRAY FOR YOUR PASTORS!
Happy Friday! As most, not all, wind our work week down, our pastors are just gearing up to deliver and proclaim God’s Word that THEY have been working on all week with heart, mind and soul…

FOURTEEN THINGS YOU SHOULDN’T SAY TO YOUR PASTOR 

The list is meant to be both humorous and serious. And I bet almost every pastor has heard all of these in the course of a ministry. Enjoy. But do not repeat (at least to your pastor).

1. I wish I had a job like yours, where I would work only one day a week.

2. What do you do with all the free time you have?

3. Can I have a couple of minutes before you preach?

4. I love you pastor, but _______________________________ (fill in the blank).

5. I like your preaching, pastor, but I really like ____________________________ (fill in the blank with television or podcast preacher).

6. Can your wife play piano?

7. Your kids shouldn’t behave that way. After all, they are pastor’s kids.

8. Your low salary is good for you. It keeps you humble and dependent on the Lord.

9. I bet you don’t spend any time preparing your sermons.

10. Pastor ________________ (predecessor pastor) didn’t do it that way.

11. You don’t have a real degree. You went to seminary.

12. How much longer do you think you’ll be at our church?

13. Did I wake you up pastor? It’s only 1:00 am.

14. Did you hear what they are saying about you?

BTW, we have heard them all…out loud. It happens. Don’t be that one!

“Live in harmony with each other. Don’t try to act important, but enjoy the company of ordinary people. AND don’t think you know it all!” Romans 12:16, NLT

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About randscallawayffm

Randy and Susan co founded Finding Focus Ministries in 2006. Their goal as former full time pastors, is to serve and provide spiritual encouragement and focus to those on the "front lines" of ministry. Extensive experience being on both sides of ministry, paid and volunteer, on the mission fields of other countries as well as the United States, helps them bring a different perspective to those who need it most. Need a lift? Call us 260 229 2276.
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